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Joe Klemmer

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Openness: 70%


Facts

# I was born in Bremerhaven Germany

# My birth date is November 12th, 1962

# Quasars were discovered the same month and year I was born

# I grew up alternating between living in Europe and the US

# I have one sister and two brothers, all younger than I

# I am disabled

# I am in pain all the time

# I have Fibromyalgia

# I have a son who is 10 as of this writing

# If I did not have my son I would have committed suicide by now

# My ex-wife is a lesbian

# I wish she would have told me that BEFORE we got married

# I am an Alpha Geek

# My favorite sports are Sumo and Formula 1 racing

# I have been using Linux since November 1991

# I've worked for over 24 years in the computer industry

# I had to retire on disability

# I need a wheelchair to get around

# My greatest fear is heights

# My second greatest fear is rejection

# I have an old and deep seated inferiority complex

# I have a slight foot fetish

# I'm almost obsessed with Asian women

# I used to watch to much porn

# I used to masturbate a lot more than I do now

# I haven't done any real drinking since the mid-1980's

# The last time I even had a beer was around 1992

# I smoked a good amount of hash in the 80's

# I've used hash (many hundreds of times), grass (dozens of times), acid (twice), poppers (once) and speed (less than ten times)

# Before becoming disabled I was a guitarist

# I was in a band with by siblings for about 6 years

# It was a rock/pop/metal band primarily playing what is now called "Classic Rock"

# I really, REALLY miss being able to play the guitar

# I lost my virginity at 17

# It was the summer after I graduated high school

# I have less than a dozen sexual partners

# Two were married women

# One was a Fuck Buddy (her words)

# In practice, I am considered "vanilla" on the sexual perverted/adventurous scale by those in the BDSM community

# I'm not really into giving anal sex (and definitely not receiving)

# I do like getting blow jobs, a lot

# I make a very loud grunt/growl/roar noise when I orgasm

# I shoplifted a piece of candy from a store when I was about 8yo and felt so guilty that I couldn't eat it

# I played football and ran track in high school

# My father was my coach for both

# After I graduated high school I coached with my father for three years

# I've had three arthroscopic surgeries on my knees (two on the left and one on the right)

# I had surgery on both hands due to CTS

# My memory is shot due to various chemicals, both proscribed and illegal, that I've consumed over the years and the persistent pain of my physical condition

# These have also caused some "cognitive impairment"


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• From: esokullu
Impressive profile Joe, you're a real openhuman!

 

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